4 Dozen (48) Golf Balls Wilson, Pinnacle, Top Flite + 🟡 Yellow Birdie Mix 🟡

Description

4 Dozen (48) yellow golf balls. You choose the condition—from 5A Mint Condition to 1A Hit Aways.  Each dozen is
bundled in a green mesh bag, ready to hit the links or your back yard.
The Yellow Birdie is a big mix with lots of:
Top Flight—D2 dimple-in-dimple, XL, Bomb, Hammer, etc.
Pinnacle—Rush, Gold, etc.
Slazenger —Long, Feel, Raw Distance, etc.
Wilson—Fifty Elite, Duo, Velocity, CHAOS, Ultra, Black Staff, ProStaff, etc.
Nitro—Ultimate Distance, Maximum Distance, Glycerine, Pulsar, etc.
Plus some:
Lynx
Maxfli—SoftFli, StraightFli, Revolution, MD, etc.
Tommy Armour—Silver Scot, Evo, etc.
Ram—Tour, Distance, etc.
Whatever Max Finds!
We don’t hunt in ponds—too many aggressive vampiric leeches.  We hunt mostly in woods, tall grass, familiar cat tail patches.
Special requests are welcome!  During payment, just add a note. We’ll shake the bins and send what we've got—usually no extra charge.  For example, we can swap in some color balls, lady balls, balls with certain kinds of logos.  We can also swap in more of one model or less of another.
Shipped USPS Priority Mail (2 - 3 day service) with tracking.  We pick and ship same business day or next.
Thanks for looking, watch for more!
5A Mint—Looks and feels like a new ball, played maybe a hole or two.  NO scuffs, teeth marks, wild marker, or discoloration. Expect some logos and neatly made player marks (dots, alignment lines, etc).
Coats have very nice luster and consistent brightness.  Rarely, there may be a very discrete, hard to notice flaw.
No practice, x-out, or refurbs.
4A Near Mint—Same as Mint, except for a minor blemish.  For example:  extra marker, a very light hit mark, or a few spotted dimples.
Coats have nice luster and overall brightness.  Player marks and logos are mixed in.  No practice, x-out, or refurbs.  If it’s not NICE overall, it’s downgraded.
3A Seasoned--Lively boogers sporting badges of honor.  Expect a more obvious flaw:  a wild marker job, a shallow scuff that covers a patch of dimples, a
spot of discoloration from the cat tail patch,
light weathering from a great hiding place, etc.  Player marks and logos are mixed in.  No dark tanning or deep scuffs.  In multi-dozen batches a few practice, x-outs or refurbs may be included if they’re Near Mint or Mint.
If it's not OK overall, it’s downgraded.
2A Practice—Not great, not terrible.  Good practice fodder for chipping around the back yard, but probably not for course play. Expect an ugly ball:  lots of marker, a deep scuff, discoloration, tanning, older generations, etc.  Player marks, logos, practice, x-outs, older generations, and refurbs may be included.  No cuts.  Probably would bother to pick ‘em up a few more times.
1A Hit Aways—Horrid, one step from the dumpster.  Perfect for smashing into oblivion.  Some might in better shape, but ancient.  Others might be badly scuffed or have cosmetic problems.  Cat tail speckles are common.  A few may have dimple wear.  Don’t expect new-ball flight or feel. If going the oblivion route, please choose a good resting place.
For Amusement:
CLEAR OUT THE BALLS!  Having my guy work from home is nice, but it had a bumpy start.  He tried setting up in the seldom-used, formal dining room.  The big table, the bright windows, the kitchen snacks—ideal workspace.  I thought so too.  Over the past several months, the barn-sized space became my ball room.  The big table’s acquired a distressed patina, the chandelier’s outfitted with megawatt bulbs, and sturdy sorting bins have accumulated everywhere (labeled Tito’s,
Johnny Walker, Kirkland Margarita Mix, etc). Yep, lots of explaining to do.
Living on a golf course, walks usually end with dropping a few found balls in the garage Homer bucket.  For many years, unremarkable quantities cycled thru the bucket.  The troubles began when Max discovered hunting last Fall. Populations
ka
-boomed
. Max is a Pittie
found at Chicago Animal Control doing a tough stretch for some unknown circumstance.  He was about four years old with no history.  As we became besties,
his sweet nature, charming goofiness, and madness for commercial-grade water sprinklers was obvious.  Max became my shadow, doing everything I did, then
doing it MAXIMUS.  Working in the garden?  I dig big holes.
Trying to shower?  I soap up too.
Bubble
bath?  Oh-hi!  I fit too.  Hair dryer? Please floof.
Picking up a stray ball on walkies?  I bring lots (billions).
As a hunter, Max is
talented,
prolific, persistent, inexhaustible—adores filth, blows muck bubbles. Just one thing more exciting:  hearing the snack cart and anticipating hot dogs and beer foam.
Max and I love hunting.  Cleaning and sorting is ok.  But grading usually devolves into a philosophical
exercise
.  I avoided this for years using Simplified Binary Sorting—
Minty, Not-Minty.  The S-BS method was fine, until the ka-boom.  In exchange for delayed commitment papers, I promised to clear out the balls.  So, we
put on our readers, turned on the megawatt chandelier, and scrutinized each and every ball into one of the 5 A’s
.  With determination, grit, and a lot of packing tape—we’ll be normal in no time.  Except we had nice walkies yesterday and Max brought home a double-bagger 🤪
Thanks for checking out our listings.  We feel great about putting these little friends back onto the course—and, with luck, into your next hole-in-one trophy! 🏆